Wednesday, May 5, 2010

I will miss Thai English...


Here are some of our favorites ads or translations...

Do not miss a chance to see fighting with a Python underneath water.
Only one in South of Thailand.

Do not miss amazing snake show.
That is very interesting show,
To be excited and full show
With a kind of snake in our farm.

Banana Sprit (every menu we say said this)
Hot Fudge Sunday

If you want something jumbo, why not come and see our jumbo show?

Lovely Monkey Shows
Enjoy and entertaining, educational experience with a lovely monkey playing a football,
dancing, ride a bicycle and diving into a big glass swimming pool.

Its extremely fun and safe with fully equipment.

The next time you're looking for a souvenir to bring home make Kinnaree House to
serve you for your first choice, because we guarantee your requirements could
save a lot.

Kinnaree House- we know what do you want. Like how to keep our client happy. We choose our products with on eye to good looks, good price and durability. This adds up to value and that means one less thing for you to warry about.

What do you want. When do you want it. No Hassies.

Our well trained staffs will take good care of you.

The players have to have spirit in games.

"I like bicycle" says Deth the monkey.

Welcome to the best amazing cobra show in Phuket, before visiting us you might think snakes are slimy and slippery cold after your visit at Phuket Cobra Show and Snake Farm, you may love them or at least have learned that snake do not deserve a reputation as killers but as adorable wonders of nature. Take the chance to hold or get near these often misunderstand creatures. The show is both educate on at and entertaining.

La-dees and Jen-tall-men please return to your sit. We are ex-pair-iencing tur-boo-lance.

"Speak Softly. Work Gently." -China Airlines motto.


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