People of Walmart

I don't know if you've ever seen the website

People of Walmart

It is incredible.

When Shay, Nika, Kayli and I were driving to

Walmart, I told them all about it.

I said we needed to keep our eyes out for some

People of Walmart.

Shay and I spotted the man we call

Braid Man

I had a camera in my purse and grabbed it

because I needed a picture.

But I chickened out.

I thought my phone would be a little

less obvious...

Again, I chickened out.

I don't know if you know this,

I hate getting in trouble.

Anytime I do anything remotely bad

I get caught.

The first time I snuck out of the house

I broke my back.

That is why I avoid being naughty.

I knew my cousin Nika was brave.

She followed the braid man around for

At least 5 minutes to get this picture.

Let me tell you,

I have never been more proud of her.

Nika, thank you for this picture.

It makes my heart so very happy.

And Braid Man, just so you know,

Whenever something weird happens

We blame it on you.

We are not bad people but it just seems

Like the only logical explanation.

Like how Shay's new cellphone wallpaper

Mysteriously turned into the picture of you.

Or how when I went to turn the sprinklers on

At one of the rental houses and the sprinkler was missing,

I went home to get a new one and when I returned

It had been put back.

Shay said it must have been you and I think it was.

Braid Man,

We love this braid.

And we wonder questions like:

How long has it taken to grow it out

How often do you wash it

Does someone help you put the elastics in

Are you married

What made you decide to grow out such a long, long braid

Can we get a picture with you

What do you do for a living

Do you go swimming with it

Do children swing from it

Do you like the story Rapunzel

And I'm sure many many more

Now dear friends here is the picture.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

And yes, it almost reaches the bottoms of his shorts.