Don't worry friends,
He didn't come back.
-But-
The Doctor who was working that night,
Set her phone on the counter after finishing a phone call
-And-
The man-child was in the hallway when she finished.
Later that night, her phone was no where to be found.
When she called the phone it would ring 2-3,
Then go straight to voicemail.
As if someone was pushing the ignore button.
She had a feeling it was this man-child who took it.
-So-
She called the girlfiend and asked her if they
Accidently picked it up.
She was very offended.
She said she would never do that.
She said her boyfriend would never do that.
Now I know there is a slight
Possibility that he didn't take it.
-But-
I'm pretty sure he did.
We all are.
Man-child, for everyone's sanity
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please
Never come back.
Ever.
That is awesome that the doctor actually called them to see where it is. Some smart phones have a tracker in them...that would be helpful. Maybe since the girlfriend was offended they won't come back!
ReplyDeleteThis man-child is unreal. That's crazy! I'm sorry for you guys! Hopefully you'll never see him again!
ReplyDeleteMan-Child definitely has the phone.
ReplyDelete